Is my dog a cow or should I vaccum?!?!?!

So yesterday while Christina and I were walking the dogs, Laila started grazing the snow like cows do and Copper did too... not as much as Laila cause he was smart enough to drink water before we went for the walk unlike Laila . Now Laila is grazing the carpet too. She always has something in her mouth. I'm constantly yelling at her to stop because I'm scared she is going to eat something that could hurt her. Like right now she is chewing on something and I have to stop what I'm doing and look in her mouth and pull whatever it is out before she swallows it!... ok it was nothing.. either that or its in her belly now. And when I'm eating or drinking...or even if she thinks I'm eating, she sits beside me like she has never had food in her life and whines for it. We dont give her scraps so I dont know why she thinks whining will work! She use to get really mad when we would eat CoCo Puffs because it looks like her dog food. She would bark and get so mad at us because we werent giving it to her. Dumb dog. She is dumb too. My mom doesnt think so. I swear she thinks that this pup is her grandchild. She loves Laila so much. Not that I dont, cause I do... very very much, but I also know she is just a dog. We go get Mom in a few hours. Mom seems to think Laila knows her... but as we all know, Laila is not a human. She has seen Mom twice. She would be happy is Charles Manson walked into our house. She loves company. That is another thing, Laila is the crappiest guard dog. She has a mean, deep growl and when she is growling out the door and I go to open it to let her explore what she is growling at, she runs away. So shes all talk and no game. But she is a pretty little girl now that her ears have fallen and she doesnt look like a rabbit anymore! She also loves the snow. Do you see the snow on her mouth from where she grazes it? She looks really sad in this picture. I got her a new pink collar so she isnt in the blue boy collar Chad got her. She looks cute in it. I love it! And I love Laila too even if she is a brat baby!!!!